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Art Quiz [22 Oct 2008|12:48pm]
Found this on kate's journal, and couldn't resist taking it myself:

Your result for What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test...

Extroverted, Progressive, and Intelligent

19 Cubist, 3 Islamic, -9 Ukiyo-e, -22 Impressionist, 3 Abstract and -17 Renaissance!

Cubism was a 20th century avant-garde movement, pioneered by Pablo Picasso and Georges Braque. It revolutionized European art and inspired changes in music and literature. The first branch of cubism, known as Analytic Cubism. It was both radical and influential as a short but highly significant art movement between 1908 and 1911 mainly in France. In its second phase, Synthetic Cubism, (using synthetic materials in the art) the movement spread and remained vital until around 1919.


People that chose Cubist paintings as their favorite art form tend to be very individualized people. They are more extroverted and less afraid of speaking their opinions then other people. They tend to be progressive and are very forward thinking. As the cubist painting is like looking into a shattered mirror where you can see different angles of the images, the people that prefer these paintings like looking at all angles of a problem. These people are intelligent and they are the transformers of our generation. They look beyond what is seen into what things could become. They are ready to leave the ideas of the past behind and look at what the future has to offer.

Take What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test at HelloQuizzy

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Many Memes for a Friday [12 Sep 2008|10:36am]
[ mood | bored ]

Stolen blatantly from [info]elizabuffy, because I'm not in the mood to work today!!

Results behind the cut, so I don't bug those of you who don't really care! )
Hope you all have a great weekend! Anyone in the path of Ike, stay safe and dry!

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Don't let MTV remake Rocky Horror!!! [13 Aug 2008|12:26pm]

Stop the Remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show








Stop the Remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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I spend waaaaay too much time on the intrawebs [12 Mar 2008|12:31pm]
bedroom toys
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Pledge to Fight Animal Cruelty! [06 Mar 2008|05:32pm]
Pledge to Fight Animal Cruelty
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come and get me, you little bastards! [26 Feb 2008|01:18pm]
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Damn you Kate! =) [28 Oct 2007|05:14pm]
[ mood | bored ]






Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero


Stalked again, a rant by snash_attack.



katekat1010 is stalking snash_attack
katekat1010’s REAL name : Tanaka Roebuck
katekat1010’s REAL DOB : 12th June 1975
Height :176 cm Weight : 74.3 kg
katekat1010 has dreamt about you : 27 times
katekat1010 became interested in you : 30th March 2006
katekat1010’s latest dream about you
katekat1010 and snash_attack are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how katekat1010 describes your relationship behind your back
‘We are still friends. I think. I hope. snash_attack told me it was him father’s idea to get the restraining order, so we’re cool’
katekat1010’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Your cat didn’t run away snash_attack, katekat1010 is holding it captive!
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year katekat1010 has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I’m limber! It won’t be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!


The Police
No. calls to the police : 3 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over our perimeter fencing and they seem to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."
katekat1010’s Police File
katekat1010 is a sadistic cold-blooded killer who preys on the countryside looking for barnyard animals to mowdown in their people carrier.


Testimonies about katekat1010
ariyanakylstram - Geek isn’t the word
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill katekat1010!’
lostgirlslair - Ex-priest
‘To be honest I think snash_attack and katekat1010 deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
sonder - Fathers goats
‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. snash_attack should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’
gray_ghost - Sister Stabatha
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting katekat1010, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’


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I know this is old... [12 Jul 2007|07:19pm]
...but I just about died laughing. It is really long, but the first half is the best anyway...


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My triumphant return! [09 Jul 2007|05:51pm]
After 32 weeks, I return to post! And for what? Well, for something that makes me incredibly happy!



EAT THEM UP...

YUM!

...and now back to your regularly scheduled programming...
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20 Questions Meme [21 Nov 2006|11:52am]
gakked from [info]ariyanakylstram
You'll find the questions you seek behind the cut )
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My first post in I don't know how long...and it's a meme... [16 Nov 2006|11:36am]
Yeah, I know, I suck and shouldn't even be allowed to have an LJ account since I almost never post...but whatever...saw this one on [info]sonder's journal, and couldn't resist playing along...


You are The Hermit


Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.


The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.


The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.


The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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Random Quote Meme [17 Aug 2006|10:35am]
blatantly stolen from under the nose of [info]elizabuffy:

Go look through random quotes and look through random quotes until you find five that you think reflect who you are or what you believe. Repost in your journal and tag five friends.

1. "The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools." --Herbert Spencer (1820 - 1903)

2. "I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors." --Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)

3. "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." --T.E. Lawrence (1888 - 1935)

4. "A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against its government." --Edward Abbey (1927 - 1989)

5. "I believe reality is a marvelous joke staged for my edification and amusement, and everybody is working very hard to make me happy." --Terence McKenna (1946 - 2000)

And a little bonus, because I just love this quote so much I couldn't help myself (this did not come from the random quote page though, but I don't care):

6. "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight." --Crash Davis (Kevin Costner in "Bull Durham", 1988)

hmmmm....now if only I could think of 5 people to tag...ok, got it: [info]gray_ghost, [info]vettiebean, [info]katekat1010, [info]ariyanakylstram, [info]snapcakedeb
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"Books I've Read" meme ... VERY long... [11 Aug 2006|02:04pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

stolen from [info]katekat1010

Instructions:
1. Bold those books you've read.
2. Italicize started-but-never-finished.
3. Add 3-5 of your own. (don't repeat any)
4. Post to your livejournal.

Damn this is long...I almost didn't have the patience...but voila! )

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It could have been much worse than this... [06 Aug 2006|11:36am]
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if julian can do it, so can I... [26 Jul 2006|05:26pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

embedded video rocks...



especially when it is "Troops"!

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Potato Bugs [25 Jul 2006|04:08pm]
[ mood | disgusted ]

Uggghhh...I've been deathly afraid of these things since I saw my first one at age 16.

Placed behind a cut for the squeamish...a VERY LARGE potato bug )

But at least I know now that I'm not alone: http://www.potatobugs.com/ provides bug-haters like me with a place to learn more about these banes of my existence. Heck, their tag line alone says it all: This site is dedicated to the fabrication and perpetuation of fear, hate and disgust for the Potato Bug. Please, won't you join us?

I think that sums it up nicely, don't you? =)

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Frog Baseball [25 Jul 2006|03:45pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

So, I'm watching a little TV at lunch and an ad comes on for Vol. 3 of the Beavis & Butthead show (on DVD). It got me thinking back to my youth, when they were actually funny. So I went out and dug up the original "Frog Baseball" short that started it all. I saw this for the first time at Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted Animation Festival 15 YEARS AGO with my very first girlfriend...I can't believe it has been that long--but I still think it is the funniest B&B short ever made!

Anyway, a little nostalgia (and some frog guts) for my flist on a gloomy (yet still hot) Tuesday afternoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-eTvorTLL0

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I never saw the movie, but this does sound kinda like me... [22 Jul 2006|05:20pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face.
You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

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Jigsaw

65%

Freddy Krueger

60%

Pinhead

55%

Hannibal Lecter

50%

Leatherface

50%

Candyman

45%

Buffalo Bill

35%

Captain Spaulding

35%

Michael Myers

30%

Jason Voorhees

30%

Which Horror Killer are You?
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No surprise here... [22 Jun 2006|07:06pm]
People who really know me will understand that there could have been no other answer:

You scored as Marijuana. The most beautiful, chill drug out there. You want something that's not too harsh on your body, and soothes the soul. It's also not addicting, so smoke it up, baby! And never have to go through withdrawls.

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Marijuana

63%

Cocaine

63%

Mushrooms

56%

Alcohol

56%

Inhalents

50%

Ecstacy

38%

None!

25%

What's your ideal drug?
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PSA: Don't Sleep With Those Guys [16 Jun 2006|05:53pm]
[ mood | bored ]

I've been warning my female friends about "those guys" for years--some of them listen to me, others don't...I'm just glad someone out there finally made a PSA to deal with this problem and spread the word:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0

(NSFW for language, sexual content; no nudity or anything like that though, just a voiceover)

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